By Kira Dallin, Local News
An unusually bold orange cat has been making headlines in the Haven District, where it has reportedly terrorized local children and elderly citizens. Witnesses claim the cat has knocked over market stalls, stolen food, and even clawed at those who attempted to shoo it away.
“It’s not normal,” one shopkeeper insisted. “It’s like it knows exactly what it’s doing—pure mischief!” He went on to say “I…I know this sounds crazy, but…. I’m pretty sure it was laughing…at me!”
While some dismiss the reports as overblown, others have begun calling for animal control to step in. Strangely, the cat seems to disappear without a trace whenever authorities approach, fueling rumors of supernatural or technological origins.
