In a bizarre turn of events, gravity ceased to function for approximately twelve minutes in the South Bridge District today. Dozens of civilians were sent drifting into the sky, clinging to debris, signage, or one another as local authorities scrambled to activate emergency tethers.
The surge was traced to an underground rift near an abandoned Lucid relay station. “It’s not just time unraveling anymore,” said a field responder. “It’s physics itself.” One floating vendor was recovered three blocks east, still clutching his noodle cart.
Resistance physicists warn this may be the start of a systemic unraveling, where core laws of reality bend under the stress of dimensional pressure. The Triumvirate has issued no comment, but several sectors have been placed under gravity stabilization watch.
